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Here is where Catharsis will be so if you want to avoid an underwhelmingly super duper time, do NOT go to this place! We will totally be there ruining people's weekend with our expressive laze. Your weekend can be just as crappy by following these three easy steps
(1) Take 26 West from Portland. Drive to milepost 32 and start watching for SALMONBERRY RD. on your Left.
[if you get to Music rd. on the right you missed it]
(2) Turn LEFT onto Salmonberry rd and set the odometer.
(3) Drive 1.1 to 1.2 miles and then there will be an extremely sharp right turn. Be careful making the turn and drive up the hill for about 50 feet.
Park your car behind the first car you see and get out of the car. Don't block the road, as people may need to get past your car. Congratulations or condolences, but you are there. Prepare to have Catharsis 3 heaped upon you. Feel free to begin booing as soon as you get out of the car.
Notes: About 42 miles drive from PDX to the party and less than 1.3 miles of well maintained gravel. We will do our best to mark the turns with Glow sticks or something, but if you drive more than 1.5 miles on the dirt road (Salmonberry), you have most likely missed the Extremely sharp right turn. The location is near where Tr1lolgy was thrown, but not in the same spot. I would rather not have people parking on Salmonberry, but if you do, park well, because people do drive up and down that road.
(1) Take 26 West from Portland. Drive to milepost 32 and start watching for SALMONBERRY RD. on your Left.
[if you get to Music rd. on the right you missed it]
(2) Turn LEFT onto Salmonberry rd and set the odometer.
(3) Drive 1.1 to 1.2 miles and then there will be an extremely sharp right turn. Be careful making the turn and drive up the hill for about 50 feet.
Park your car behind the first car you see and get out of the car. Don't block the road, as people may need to get past your car. Congratulations or condolences, but you are there. Prepare to have Catharsis 3 heaped upon you. Feel free to begin booing as soon as you get out of the car.
Notes: About 42 miles drive from PDX to the party and less than 1.3 miles of well maintained gravel. We will do our best to mark the turns with Glow sticks or something, but if you drive more than 1.5 miles on the dirt road (Salmonberry), you have most likely missed the Extremely sharp right turn. The location is near where Tr1lolgy was thrown, but not in the same spot. I would rather not have people parking on Salmonberry, but if you do, park well, because people do drive up and down that road.
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